OMGOD I AM SO HAPPY OMGFZFFG I GOT MY SERIAL KILLER BOOKLO!!!!!!ONE1!!!!2 YESGG NIGGA YOU JHWISH YOUI HAD MY SERXY BOOOOOOK
oh jesus
not-monday-empty-space-yummy-foods-day is tomorrow.
(via summeridhitit) summer makes me giggle inside
(via summeridhitit) yell “at least my pubes aren’t orange, firecrotch” in his face
why the actual fuck is everyone on tumblr so attractive?
you guys make me want to rip my face off.
this.
i agree completely. :lll
jeeeezus. are they related? ^
“Nightlight: A Parody” by The Harvard Lampoon (paperback)
Buy at Barnes & Noble for only $11.16 online price - $10.04 member price
Publish Date: November 2009 - 160 pages
Summary: And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight.
Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?
Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.
tehehehe
